Urbandictionary.com helps though. Here are a few gems:
"Are you shitreous?"
A phrase that comes from the mixture of the emphatic expressions "no shit!" and "are you serious?" It is normally used in response to some surprising or shocking news or information. When said fast is indistinguishable from saying "are you serious?"
Ghetto Upgrade
When you are flying economy on a near empty flight and can lay across an entire row of seats.
Niteflix
Dreams so complex in plot and rich in production value that they seem like feature length films.
The dudes on tour have dropped a couple of good ones as well. For instance when a person in a band is out and about in normal life and someone realizes who they are its called being "Rock-ognized". And when you wait so long to eat that you become a flaming ball of irritation and frustration its called being "Hangry".
Ghetto Upgrade
When you are flying economy on a near empty flight and can lay across an entire row of seats.
Niteflix
Dreams so complex in plot and rich in production value that they seem like feature length films.
The dudes on tour have dropped a couple of good ones as well. For instance when a person in a band is out and about in normal life and someone realizes who they are its called being "Rock-ognized". And when you wait so long to eat that you become a flaming ball of irritation and frustration its called being "Hangry".
I am usually a little late on the slang tip so those are both probably really last year. But they crack me up nonetheless.
On a completely different note, we had a day off in Minneapolis the other day. I got one of the best massages of my life (don't tell my mom, ok?). Will, my therapist looked like an adorably chubby Lance Bass and I was afraid he was going to be a "chatter". But I pretty much told him I was in need of silence and serenity and he was kind enough to oblige my request for 50 straight minutes of human contact that did not involve a single uttered word. He had hands that were magic. I was so relaxed afterward that I felt like I was sleep walking.
Despite that this is in no way a glamour shot, I feel I need to share so you can see what total epic relaxedness looks like.
He spent a long time on my head, which I love more than most things in this world, hence the rad hair. I think I am going to start a salon where you don't actually get haircuts, you just pay someone to shampoo your hair and give you scalp massages in 15 minute increments. You heard it here first!
He spent a long time on my head, which I love more than most things in this world, hence the rad hair. I think I am going to start a salon where you don't actually get haircuts, you just pay someone to shampoo your hair and give you scalp massages in 15 minute increments. You heard it here first!
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